Buy Me Flowers...and a La Quinta Inn Please!!!!

    I just want to be rich and travel. I don't think that's a lot to ask. A La Quinta Inn is an extremely reasonable investment. I have $20....what we doing? 

    In the meantime, here are some memories from my trip to Dallas for J. Cole's concert :). I drove 7 hrs and 40 min to go see him. During that time I bought expensive QuikTrip tampons, bawled my eyes out at the Confessions of a Video Vixen audiobook, and listened to lectures on the phospholipid bilayer...almost got flattened by an 18-wheeler and missed like two exits. (Freeway? Don't know her.)

 This was my first concert, so I'm happy I got to experience one of my favorite artists. He literally opened with like the best song on The Fall Off album. 

    The concert was fun, but I needed a nightcap (I don't actually know what a nightcap is, but I'm using context clues.)

"Wanna take a ratchet club pic?" "What's a ratchet club pic?" 😂 Apparently: 

Photo print from after the concert.
Kept looking at it on the drive back.

Walked as far as we could from AAC in hopes
of finding a "cheap" Lyft...but this background
was cuuuute.

    That being said, we walked around Deep Ellum (a couple blocks of clubs, bars, and eateries) in search of food and drinks. LOTS of ass cheeks out by the way....like bare ass cheeks. 🥺 I wish the girls would explore a new trend honestly. 

    Afterwards, me and my homegirl/date went to Chicken and Rice? (It was genuinely called that, I'm certain) where we spilled some tea and listened to some very ratchet young people yell over our glass bottle sodas. 

NYC Chicken W/O Lettuce. 10/10!!

"No, I was gonna say how are you drawing my attention with no pencil?" -Funny Ass Dude in Viddora 🤣

Bathroom Selfie in Vidorra 2026 (Dallas, TX)

    Then stopped at Vidorra because 2 AM was fast approaching, and I wanted some whiskey. They only had unflavored Jameson, so I obviously followed homegirl's league and got a Tequila with pineapple juice. Very watery. Some broads broke glass and were about to fight, but that got broken up rather quickly. 

    Anyway, this is all I really have time to write for now, but there's videos and stuff I want to edit and post here later. I think this was a fantastic way to end the summer. 💗